The signs thoughts:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more.

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

raisesomehale:

do you ever wonder what people who aren’t in your fandom think of your otp like ”oh the gay werewolf and hyperactive freckled kid are back on my dash again. I hope they’re doing well.”

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and thier feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

I just can’t right now. That top comment, like, fuck you ma’am. It’s like everybody is fucking oblivious to the way the media slowly forces a certain body shape on girls, and I just don’t understand how some people could be so damn ignorant so the pressure people put on girls to be like Barbies! I get skinny-shaming is a thing, but fat-shaming is too, and both these problems should be dealt with, but no matter what we do to change this, it will always be an issue and whatever side you take, you will always be criticised. I am slowly losing faith in the world.
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jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and thier feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

I just can’t right now. That top comment, like, fuck you ma’am. It’s like everybody is fucking oblivious to the way the media slowly forces a certain body shape on girls, and I just don’t understand how some people could be so damn ignorant so the pressure people put on girls to be like Barbies! I get skinny-shaming is a thing, but fat-shaming is too, and both these problems should be dealt with, but no matter what we do to change this, it will always be an issue and whatever side you take, you will always be criticised. I am slowly losing faith in the world.
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jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and thier feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

I just can’t right now. That top comment, like, fuck you ma’am. It’s like everybody is fucking oblivious to the way the media slowly forces a certain body shape on girls, and I just don’t understand how some people could be so damn ignorant so the pressure people put on girls to be like Barbies! I get skinny-shaming is a thing, but fat-shaming is too, and both these problems should be dealt with, but no matter what we do to change this, it will always be an issue and whatever side you take, you will always be criticised. I am slowly losing faith in the world.
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jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and thier feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

I just can’t right now. That top comment, like, fuck you ma’am. It’s like everybody is fucking oblivious to the way the media slowly forces a certain body shape on girls, and I just don’t understand how some people could be so damn ignorant so the pressure people put on girls to be like Barbies! I get skinny-shaming is a thing, but fat-shaming is too, and both these problems should be dealt with, but no matter what we do to change this, it will always be an issue and whatever side you take, you will always be criticised. I am slowly losing faith in the world.
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jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and thier feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

I just can’t right now. That top comment, like, fuck you ma’am. It’s like everybody is fucking oblivious to the way the media slowly forces a certain body shape on girls, and I just don’t understand how some people could be so damn ignorant so the pressure people put on girls to be like Barbies! I get skinny-shaming is a thing, but fat-shaming is too, and both these problems should be dealt with, but no matter what we do to change this, it will always be an issue and whatever side you take, you will always be criticised. I am slowly losing faith in the world.
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jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and thier feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

I just can’t right now. That top comment, like, fuck you ma’am. It’s like everybody is fucking oblivious to the way the media slowly forces a certain body shape on girls, and I just don’t understand how some people could be so damn ignorant so the pressure people put on girls to be like Barbies! I get skinny-shaming is a thing, but fat-shaming is too, and both these problems should be dealt with, but no matter what we do to change this, it will always be an issue and whatever side you take, you will always be criticised. I am slowly losing faith in the world.
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jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and thier feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

I just can’t right now. That top comment, like, fuck you ma’am. It’s like everybody is fucking oblivious to the way the media slowly forces a certain body shape on girls, and I just don’t understand how some people could be so damn ignorant so the pressure people put on girls to be like Barbies! I get skinny-shaming is a thing, but fat-shaming is too, and both these problems should be dealt with, but no matter what we do to change this, it will always be an issue and whatever side you take, you will always be criticised. I am slowly losing faith in the world.

Shake It

Now, if she touches like this

Will you touch her right back?

bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype